We Have A New Camera!!!!
We have a SLR!! It looks good! I took alot of pictures the first day I got it. You will be seeing me snapping shots, so girls look pretty :)!!
Matman's Female Service Announcement: Choosing Your Man [~_0]
Hott diggity its friday...I think Ima make fridays Relationship Day so yall have something to think about when you goin out tryna meet your next partner at Figure 8.
Today is for the young women....
Aight ladies, there's 14 basic types of cats that you're gonna come across out there.
Please choose carefully, we gettin tired of reading about your failed relationships on Fbook and Twitter.
Ok so here's ur catalogue for men. We'll call it the MANalogue...or better yet....
The MANual! Ooohohoooo.... I kill myself *wipes tear*
Aight here we go!
1. The PRETTY BOY
Pros: He is so fine. Everything about him physically is damn near flawless. You're the envy of every girl when you walk in the room with him.
Cons: Buddy acts prettier than you do! He's so full of himself. Those same chicks envying you sweat that boy so hard, he gets the "BIG HEAD".
2. The BALLER
Pros: He pays for everything. You never have to worry about money when you're with him.
Cons: He thinks because he pays for everything he's entitled to something from you. He thinks all he has to do to impress you is pull out his wallet. Works on some of yall tho...
3. The MOMMA'S BOY
Pros: Being sweet to his momma has taught him how to be sweet with all women. He knows how to talk to you but more importantly he listens.
Cons: It was cute at first, but now he seems to think you wanna be his momma! [Or at least thas how he act.] Plus, everything mommy says is law, so if she don't like you, you can kiss that kidd goodbye.
4. The PLAYER
Pros: He always knows exactly what to say to make you melt. His game is so on point. He has charm for days.
Cons: His game on point because thas all it is to him: a game. His words will say you're the only one, but you're far from it.
5. The THUG
Pros: His ruggedness drives you crazy. Being with him is so thrilling.
Cons: His illegal indiscretions will probably land him in jail and you lonely.
6. The SCRUB
Pros: He's always there for you. He has nothing but time on his hands.
Cons: He's got all that time because he has no job! He's broke as hell so you have to pay for everything all the time. Chances are he still lives at home with his momma and you have to sneak in to get some.
7. The CHURCH BOY
Pros: He'll be such a gentlemen, he probably won't try anything....
Cons: He probably won't try ANYTHING. He can be a little bit too much of a goodie-two shoes...
8. The NICE GUY
Pros: He's so nice. He goes above and beyond to be nice to you. He bends over backwards to give you what you need and want. He never gets mad.
Cons: He's too damn nice. He will let you walk all over him.
9. The STALKER
Pros: He makes you feel so special because he always wants to be around you.
Cons: He always wants to hang out. He calls you constantly and always wants to know what you're doing. [weirdo]
10. The EXECUTIVE
Pros: He's got it going on. His future's looking bright, you know he'd be bomb ass provider.
Cons: He acts like you're so lucky to be with him because he has his stuff together. What a jerk....
11. The CLOSET FREAK
Pros: Boy can he thrown down in bed and is oh so kinky.
Cons: He might ask you to do something weird that will make you question his sexuality. [stick my finger where!?]
12. The TAKEN ONE
Pros: He is such a cool guy. You two have a connection that's unexplainable.
Cons: He already has a girlfriend, fiancee, or wife.
13. The ONE
Pros: He's not Matman, but he's the next best thing.
Cons: You're so screwed up from numbers 1-11, you're scared and may let him get away.
14. The MATMAN [out of stock]
Pros: He knows how to keep a smile on your face *snicker*
Cons: You might need a stepstool to get a kiss Ohohoo...
Once you have made your selection please proceed to the checkout counter. There will be NO refunds on time spent OR money wasted. Live and learn ladies, Don't live and fuck up again 2.5 seconds later....
Today is for the young women....
Aight ladies, there's 14 basic types of cats that you're gonna come across out there.
Please choose carefully, we gettin tired of reading about your failed relationships on Fbook and Twitter.
Ok so here's ur catalogue for men. We'll call it the MANalogue...or better yet....
The MANual! Ooohohoooo.... I kill myself *wipes tear*
Aight here we go!
1. The PRETTY BOY
Pros: He is so fine. Everything about him physically is damn near flawless. You're the envy of every girl when you walk in the room with him.
Cons: Buddy acts prettier than you do! He's so full of himself. Those same chicks envying you sweat that boy so hard, he gets the "BIG HEAD".
2. The BALLER
Pros: He pays for everything. You never have to worry about money when you're with him.
Cons: He thinks because he pays for everything he's entitled to something from you. He thinks all he has to do to impress you is pull out his wallet. Works on some of yall tho...
3. The MOMMA'S BOY
Pros: Being sweet to his momma has taught him how to be sweet with all women. He knows how to talk to you but more importantly he listens.
Cons: It was cute at first, but now he seems to think you wanna be his momma! [Or at least thas how he act.] Plus, everything mommy says is law, so if she don't like you, you can kiss that kidd goodbye.
4. The PLAYER
Pros: He always knows exactly what to say to make you melt. His game is so on point. He has charm for days.
Cons: His game on point because thas all it is to him: a game. His words will say you're the only one, but you're far from it.
5. The THUG
Pros: His ruggedness drives you crazy. Being with him is so thrilling.
Cons: His illegal indiscretions will probably land him in jail and you lonely.
6. The SCRUB
Pros: He's always there for you. He has nothing but time on his hands.
Cons: He's got all that time because he has no job! He's broke as hell so you have to pay for everything all the time. Chances are he still lives at home with his momma and you have to sneak in to get some.
7. The CHURCH BOY
Pros: He'll be such a gentlemen, he probably won't try anything....
Cons: He probably won't try ANYTHING. He can be a little bit too much of a goodie-two shoes...
8. The NICE GUY
Pros: He's so nice. He goes above and beyond to be nice to you. He bends over backwards to give you what you need and want. He never gets mad.
Cons: He's too damn nice. He will let you walk all over him.
9. The STALKER
Pros: He makes you feel so special because he always wants to be around you.
Cons: He always wants to hang out. He calls you constantly and always wants to know what you're doing. [weirdo]
10. The EXECUTIVE
Pros: He's got it going on. His future's looking bright, you know he'd be bomb ass provider.
Cons: He acts like you're so lucky to be with him because he has his stuff together. What a jerk....
11. The CLOSET FREAK
Pros: Boy can he thrown down in bed and is oh so kinky.
Cons: He might ask you to do something weird that will make you question his sexuality. [stick my finger where!?]
12. The TAKEN ONE
Pros: He is such a cool guy. You two have a connection that's unexplainable.
Cons: He already has a girlfriend, fiancee, or wife.
13. The ONE
Pros: He's not Matman, but he's the next best thing.
Cons: You're so screwed up from numbers 1-11, you're scared and may let him get away.
14. The MATMAN [out of stock]
Pros: He knows how to keep a smile on your face *snicker*
Cons: You might need a stepstool to get a kiss Ohohoo...
Once you have made your selection please proceed to the checkout counter. There will be NO refunds on time spent OR money wasted. Live and learn ladies, Don't live and fuck up again 2.5 seconds later....
[Migg.]
[MIGG'S CORNER]
Wats hapnin everybody, this the homie Magic aka Matt Miggity or watever, bringing yall watever happens to be on my mind at the time. Whether its <<----those AirYeezy's that I copped last week....
[more pics comin]
...Or some vital information for ya everyday life, come kick it wit that skinny muslim kidd and learn how to:
Impress Your Peers™
[Migg.]